Splutball: About

Splutball is an outlet for Andy Mayhew. There is a whole lot of cruft and junk here related to his work, travels, hobbies, and general slacking. For the most part, you should stay very very far away from all of the "non-work" related bits, lest ye be bored. I mean, if you've already surfed-the-entire-rest-of-the-web, read-the-entire-usenet-archive-on-google, seen-all-the-farm-animal-porn, discovered-the-answer-to-life-the-universe-and-everything, added-every-AOL-user-to-your-buddy-list, nuked-them-from-orbit, amassed-a-huge-social-network-through-friendster-and-still-can't-get-laid, shopped-and-compared-prices-on-betamax-vcrs-through-cnet, stalked-bezios-through-reviews-on-amazon, been-personally-listed-on-fucked-company, walked-the-earth, paved-the-lake, salted-the-land, befuddled-star-wars-fan-boys-with-PhD-dissertations-on-why-jar-jar-is-the-greatest-character-in-film-ever, ported-doom-to-the-atari-2600, debated-and-lost-both-sides-of-the-medical-marijuana-legalization, ran-for-governor-of-california, built-your-own-tardis-with-duct-tape-and-open-source-software, finally-first-posted-on-slashdot-and-somebody-cared, been-part-of-a-made-for-tv-movie, been-abducted-by-aliens-and-have-the-photo-evidence-to-prove-it, made-a-cameo-appearance-on-a-web-comic, been-the-subject-of-a-made-for-tv-movie, shot-the-sherrif-and-the-deputy-and-everyone-else-oppressing-you, thought-harry-brown-ruined-your-chances-of-becoming-president, posted-and-proved-the-definitive-way-to-alt.detroy.the.earth, lost-your-membership-to-the-hemlock-society, started-your-own-suicide-cult-and-survived, generated-billions-of-dollars-of-income-and-still-can't-get-laid, played-with-matches, run-with-scissors, shot-your-eye-out-with-a-daisy-bb-gun, bought-crap-on-ebay-just-to-turn-around-and-sell-it-on-ebay, forgot-what-the-utlimate-question-was, done-the-time-warp-again-and-again-and-forgot-why-you-keep-jumping-to-the-left, and played-in-traffic then go ahead and look through the rest of the crap here.
And one more thing: I am not a web designer.